Seven Up: Stephanie Plum #7 by Janet EvanovichMystery/Thriller/Romance
If I were a bounty hunter, I suspect I would be a lot like Stephanie Plum. I am mostly certainly clumsy enough and have the shin and knee bruises to show it. I often put my foot in my mouth without warning, almost as if a giant, evil mastermind were controlling what came out my pie hole. And, I like food a lot. (I don't have Plum's metabolism so I can't eat that much cake, but I do enjoy living vicariously through her.)
And, if I had two hot guys after me, I would most certainly sleep with both of them (remember this is dream me; real me has been happily married for 20+ years).
Perhaps that's why I enjoy these books so much--complete and total escape from reality. Plum is a lot like the Tastycakes she snarfs down--sugary fun.
If you've never read any of the Stephanie Plum mysteries, be sure to read them in order, starting with the first one. The romantic plot is worth following and resembles a tennis match played with a live grenade. I'm not sure of the title of the next one, but I know that "Eight" won't be enough for me!